So, ~RepoTheGeneticArtist tagged me to do this thing. I know I've done character memes before, but that was before the boys became engraved in my head. So, if you notice contradictions or differences, regard this one as official. And, without further ado... Here we go!

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Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

1. Raphael - suicidal vampire experiment
2. Aren - calm, happy doctor
3. Maximilian - shy, telepathic experiment

1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?
Raphael: Raphael. German vampire.
Aren: That’s not much of an introduction. *hugs him* I’m Aren, his lover. I work as a doctor at the local hospital.
Maximilian: I’m Max… I live with them…


2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Raphael: Yes.
Aren: *looks at him then blushes at how open he is with that* Uh... yeah.
Maximilian: *blushes bright red and gives a tiny nod* …

3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Raphael: I read a lot when I am alone.
Aren: I… ah… *looks at Raphael and blushes more*
Maximilian: *blushes further and doesn’t answer, too flustered*
Raphael: *looks at them both and rolls his eyes* And you call yourself mature, Aren…
Aren: *blush lessens a bit as he smirks at Raphael*
Raphael: *blushes in return* …

4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
Raphael: I don’t actually hate Gabi and I wouldn’t mind getting another cat…
Aren: And you call her a demon. *laughs*
Raphael: Right, laugh it up. I know your secrets.
Aren: You wouldn’t!
Raphael: Watch me. *smirks*
Aren: …
Maximilian: *giggles at their banter*

5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?
Raphael: Ah… No.
Aren: Not really.
Raphael: If you say so.
Aren: What?
Raphael: What about that whole bondage fetish you have? That I get to be the victim of?
Aren: *blushes*
Maximilian: *blinks and then blushes* I guess… Uh… I’m in love with my twin… Aren said that wasn’t really normal…

6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?
Raphael: … Two.
Aren: Two?
Raphael: You know how Necatus gets when he’s not feeling well…
Aren: Oh, right.
Maximilian: *blush* One…

7) Do you love me? I love you.
Raphael: I don’t even know who you are.
Aren: *shrugs*
Maximilian: Maybe?

8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
Raphael: No.
Aren: *rolls his eyes at the questioner*
Maximilian: …

9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
Raphael: *falls silent and a dark look crosses his face*
Aren: There are plenty… *hugs Raphael*
Maximilian: *swallows* … Eric… *shudders*

10) What is the one thing that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?
Raphael: *still being dark and broody*
Aren: *trying to calm him down* I’ll answer you later…
Maximilian: *watches them* … I don’t know… People hurting my brother?

11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Raphael: *calmer now* This is getting annoying.
Aren: Agreed.
Maximilian: *blinks, confused*

12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?
Raphael: …
Aren: *makes a weird face* What?
Maximilian: *looks even more confused now*

13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Raphael: I don’t even feel like gracing this with an answer.
Aren: *just hugs Raphael* Um… A fair few, I suppose. Unwillingly, for the most part.
Maximilian: *blushes* …

14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
Raphael: No.
Aren: I’m well aware of what it can do to people. No.
Maximilian: Crack? … No? *confused again*

15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
Raphael: Yes.
Aren: *nods* I must admit, this is getting annoying.
Maximilian: *nods*

16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
Raphael: Licked?
Aren: Uh…
Maximilian: *looks confused yet again* Licked? What would I have licked?

17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Raphael: … Are you stupid?
Aren: There is no such thing…
Maximilian: Really? *looks at Aren*
Aren: Really.

18) There is no question 18.
Raphael: I am leaving. *turns to leave*
Aren: Rael! *grabs him to stop him from going anywhere*
Raphael: *raises his eyebrow at Aren* Yes?
Aren: Stay put.
Maximilian: *just watches the couple*

19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
Raphael: No.
Aren: … Rael already told you mine… *blushes*
Maximilian: Um… No? I don’t know…

20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?
Raphael: … No… This was stupid.
Aren: *nods in agreement* C’mon. Let’s go.
Maximilian: Home?
Aren: Yeah. *smiles at max*

NOW GO TAG SOME BITCHES.
Uh… Anyone who wants to do it since I was tagged by the person I would have tagged.

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Hope you enjoyed that horribly long meme.